Penis or Vagina? Wages, please!

I didn't realize until this morning, when I was taking a look at a comment, that saying "this guy" makes people think you're a dude. I have always said "this guy" and thought it was just understood that I am a girl. No one in person has mistaken me for a guy, sans one time in high school when my hair was super duper short, but the lady was old and it was from behind. Anyway, I'm a girl. Not very girly, but a girl. I dress up nice but don't wear panties, I speak intelligently but curse like a sailor, and I have, literally, changed a tire for a boyfriend while wearing a skirt and heels. Sorry for the confusion

In the spirit of So Very Alone, I was thinking I need to come up with a name for myself on here. I don't know what to choose, so if anyone has any ideas, let me know. I have a name I liked when I was a child, but it's pretty lame, now that I think about it, "Candie Jewels" sounds more like a stripper's name than a video-game playing, cursing, drinking, smartass girl. Or maybe a mobster dude's name, I don't know. Anyway, let me know if you think of anything.

Also, my last post was made in extreme anger. I'm feeling kind of bad about it. This feeling is amplified by the fact that my friend did read the post, did figure out it was her, and I got another 4am phone call. Awesome. Anyway, the jist of the phone call was that I am kind of a bitch, and I was being rude, and I shouldn't publish our conversations anywhere. I wouldn't agree to that, so she just gave up and we got off the phone. I'm really not a terrible friend, but when you're rude to me, or you are waking me up to talk about something that's not an emergency, we have a problem. Namely, you.

Today's my interview. I'm slightly nervous. I still need to go shopping for some accessories, and I need to get my hair straightened. Other than that, I'm golden. I'm interviewing with two guys, and my technical knowledge and charm can usually dazzle them pretty easily. I think guys really love girls that are techies. Who am I to change that stereotype? At least they're not staring at my boobs.